Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
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