This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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