Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
home. puking in laundry basket.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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