I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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