ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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