Your tits are I can't wait for
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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