she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Randomize
