quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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