they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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