Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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