she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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