Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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