party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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