She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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