so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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