shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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