Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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