this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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