I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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