did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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