There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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