i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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