When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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