I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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