the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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