that's an acceptable place to lick
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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