Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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