Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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