You made me cry and you don't even care
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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