I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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