oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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