Life is so much better after having sex.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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