I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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