Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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