my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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