Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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