I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
Randomize