So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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