I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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