so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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