Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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