woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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