Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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