People in love make me want to vomit
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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