your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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