I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Let the clothes fall where they may.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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