he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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