I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Someone came in the potted fern
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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