I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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