my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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