Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
should my penis look like a turkey
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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