i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
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"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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